Yankees to play Cardinals

No, we’re not talking inter-league play.  While the pope is in the States and performing Sunday mass at Yankee stadium, the NY Yankees will be hopping on a plane for an exhibition game against the  Vatican City Cardinals.
In the absence of a stadium, the city will convert St. Peter’s square into a makeshift baseball field.
“I’m [...]

“I Boinked Jessica Alba”

Previously unknown concert promoter and part-time limo driver Chad Stedmetter from Asbury Park, New Jersey is claiming that he had sexual relations with Jessica Alba. He revealed all the naughty details to Field and Stream magazine.
Here are the highlights:
-”She’s really kinky and likes to try every position. Like, the one where I’m like this, [...]

Hungry Hungry Hippos TV Show

To fill in the gaps created by the writer’s strike, FOX is developing a game show based on the hit board game Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Youngsters might remember the game as the one where you tried to capture as many plastic balls with a springing plastc hippo.
However, the live version is going to be a little [...]

Winehouse Supports Rhinos!

After another quick stint in rehab, Amy Winehouse has decided to embrace a new cause: the endangered rhinocerous.
She says that proceeds from her new album will go to her new charity “Wino’s Rhinos.”
When asked whether she supports the endangered rhinos simply because it rhymes with her nickname, she responded, “Of course, isn’t that why Ethan [...]

Tom Petty Penis Slip

Altough Fox took many precautions to prevent a second Nipple Gate, the network couldn’t safeguard the viewing audience from witnessing Tom Petty’s penis slip out of his pants.
Petty says the accident occurred because of a costume malfunction during Free Falling. Cue freeballing/Free Falling joke.
At least Patriots fans were happy, saying that they didn’t think [...]

How They’re Celebrating: Chinese New Year

February 7th is Chinese New Year! How are some celebrities scheduling?

Daniel Dae Kim:
“Actually I’m Korean, so I won’t be celebrating the Chinese New Year.”

Tila Tequila:
“It’ll just be a normal day for me. I’m Vietnamese so I don’t observe Chinese holidays.”

Cedric the Entertainer
“I’m f*@#ing black. Does it look like I’d celebrate f*#$ing [...]

Guess The Celebrity Ultrasound!

Which celebrity took this picture when he/she was only a fetus?

Zac Efron Without Makeup

Whether you think he wears too much or not enough, we’ve got a picture of what he looks like without the sprucing up.
See the picture after the jump…

Rosie O’Donnell 17 Years Pregnant

Turns out Rosie O’Donnell isn’t fat, she’s just been pregnant for the past 17 years. Unbeknownst to her, she’s been bearing a child, not  a weight problem. Way before she came out of the closet, Rosie was impregnated in 1992 by an unknown crew member on A League of Their Own.
“What a relief!” [...]

Oscar Nominees Announced: Air Bud Snubbed

Another year of Oscar nominations, another year of disappointments for producer/actor/director Air Bud.
The franchise put all their bones on this year’s awards, releasing two potential Oscar contendors over the past year.
Mr. Bud was hoping to garner some buzz for his moving performance of a sports commentator in Air Bud: Collar Commentary or for his [...]

Guess The Celebrity Ultrasound!

Which celebrity took this picture when he or she was only a fetus?

Another Sundance Hookup

While there were some random hookups at the real Sundance in Utah (Paris Hilton and Jared Leto), there were also some ones of note in Sundance, Wyoming.
Locals spotted general store owner Phillie Beewagon necking with the sheriff’s daughter. That lil Suzie Perkins is such a slut!

Enjoy The Weekend

See You Back On Monday!

Colin Quinn Returns To His Talkshow, Talkshow Not There

Colin Quinn returned to the set of his talkshow, Tough Crowd, yesterday in New York City, only to find an empty studio and two drunk stagehands.
“I could’ve sworn we were just on an extended hiatus,” says Quinn. “I guess that explains why I haven’t been getting my paycheck in a year or so.”
“I had [...]

Jessica Biel’s New Arm!

Now that she’s out and about again, what do you think of Jessica Biel’s new arm?
The Party of Five star showed off her new limb on the beaches of Malibu, using it to pummel a paddle tennis ball into her boyfriend’s face.
She said it was because of her deviated fibia and wasn’t intended as [...]