Yankees to play Cardinals

No, we’re not talking inter-league play.  While the pope is in the States and performing Sunday mass at Yankee stadium, the NY Yankees will be hopping on a plane for an exhibition game against the  Vatican City Cardinals.

In the absence of a stadium, the city will convert St. Peter’s square into a makeshift baseball field.

“I’m a little worried,” says shortsop Derek Jeter, “we’re not doing well this year, and they picked up an amazing draft pick: God.”