Winehouse Supports Rhinos!

After another quick stint in rehab, Amy Winehouse has decided to embrace a new cause: the endangered rhinocerous.

She says that proceeds from her new album will go to her new charity “Wino’s Rhinos.”

When asked whether she supports the endangered rhinos simply because it rhymes with her nickname, she responded, “Of course, isn’t that why Ethan Hawke gives his salary to…uhm…what are they…birds?”.

Ethan Hawke has never said such a thing.