Tom Petty Penis Slip

Altough Fox took many precautions to prevent a second Nipple Gate, the network couldn’t safeguard the viewing audience from witnessing Tom Petty’s penis slip out of his pants.

Petty says the accident occurred because of a costume malfunction during Free Falling. Cue freeballing/Free Falling joke.

At least Patriots fans were happy, saying that they didn’t think anything could be as upsetting as watching their team ruin an undefeated season, until seeing Petty’s junk.