Benecio del Toro Gives You Wings!

Renowned actor Benecio del Toro is giving up performing to market his new energy drink, “Indifference.”

Instead of taurine, the drink has Torine, which is what gives del Toro that shot of adrenaline he always exhibits. It is supposedly made up of del Toro’s sweat, tears, and laugh extract.

“Sometimes I get really lethargic,” says del Toro, “but when I drink Indifference, my mellowness shoots through the roof.”

“Indifference” is the latest in celebrity merchandise, following in the footsteps of Jessica Simpson’s SAT Prep Books.