Fergie to Keep Her Last Name

In her upcoming wedding to soap-star Josh Duhamel, Fergie says she’s going to do all the traditional stuff, like write her own vows, but she won’t be taking her fiance’s last name.

“You really want me to be called Fergie Duhamel?” Fergie asked the press. “That’d make bullies from my elementary school come back and beat me up now.”

“I’d rather change my name to Blowfish Tiddledumps.”

Duhamel said he isn’t upset, and even if he was, he’d keep it to himself, cause Fergie could kick his ass.