Jamie-Lynn Spears’ Baby is Pregnant!

Oh no…more shocking news from the crumbling Spears family. Promiscuous fetus of Jamie Lynn, who is yet to be named, is her own easy bake baby oven.

US magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn’s baby is three months pregnant! In addition to being under age…way under age…she became pregnant even before she was conceived. Not only is that very illegal, but very unfeasible.

No news on the father, but sources say it might be actor Chris Klein, because no one else has a penis small enough.

Jamie Lynn’s mother is certainly disappointed in her grand-daughter: “Once she comes out of that womb, she’s getting the spanking of her life!”…true

No one’s more happy than crazy Britney: “I wasn’t excited to be an aunt, but I’m, like, super excited to be a GREAT aunt, y’all.”